carpe_diem

I wrote a poem once...i think it was awful and written in the heat of a ridiculous crush. I hope it doesnt surface when i am rich and famous and get sold to the tabloids for a measly amount. Then they will hound me asking about the poem and i will not be able to answer their questions as i cannot remember writing it! It will be a terrible event.

I pretty much have nothing to write about. I keep going to the pub and seeing gorgeous ladies with fantastic hair and lovely faces that i want to go over to and tell them they are pretty, but i cant Damn you shyness


I appologise for the crappy update...but i love the "bad poetry, oh noetry" hehehe. He sells a t-shirt with it on and i want it so bad!

Also... i wish i had a cool secret identity just like Christian Slater in the film "pump up the volume" which is very good. I feel my life wont be full until i can make a secret identity and then reveal myself when the time is right.

**Edit**

Bodger and Badger isnt funny anymore...its just very annoying that badger fails to realise that his mash potato is not the solution to all his problems, and is infact the cause of most of them. Why hasnt bodger sold him to some kind of freak show for strupid talking crappy animals.