carol2

Random Shmandom. It's a story. look.

There was a farm. And on the farm there was a chicken. And the farmer ate it but didn't cook it right so he got sick and vomited everywhere. And then his cleaning robot picked up on the mess and was like ''I will now clean that'' and it went over to clean it. But it was...you know...puke. so the robot died. And the guy was like ''uh oh.'' Because it the robot actually belonged to his wife. She was out shooting skeet right then (but that's a whole other story.) Anyway. He had to dispose of the broken robot and fast so that way he could lie to his wife and say ''Huh? The robot's gone? I have no idea. It must of run away.'' So he ran outside and fed the robot parts to his pigs. and the wife's cat was watching and was giving him that evil cat look like ''Oh! You're in trouble.'' and the guy was like ''what if the cat's right? What if I am in trouble. Hey wait...I'm listening to a cat. Cat's can't talk.'' And then the wife came home and he was like ''hi honey.'' and gave her a big grin as if nothing was wrong. And she said ''hi.'' and kissed him on the cheek. And then He stuck out his tongue at the cat and was like ''see? I told you nothing was wrong.''

and yes.

refer to the entry in momo's journal to understand why I am like this today.