Today. Because no day is boring in S-Town.
We had a wicked wind storm. Power went on and off. My mom called and told me not to go to class because there was like, aluminum siding and random things spiralling uncontrollably through the air like death propellors and she didn't want me to die on the quad.
So we got pizza, watched Matlock, and hit the mall instead.
OMG SHOES. I got these sexy black kitten heel shoes with that super pointy toe. This is my first official pair of stylish girl shoes. Also, less exciting, kickass jeans ($28) and a black velvet jacket ($20!).
There were these shoes I coveted and still covet. 4 inch stiletto silver glitter. Silver glitter. I picked them up, and women who saw these shoes from across the store began to orgasm on the spot. They were THE SEX. I would have bought them if they weren't $100 and if they didn't murder my toes.
I'm a chuck taylors fan, folks. Kitten heels first. Stilettoes will come in time. I gotta ease into this shoe thing.
My brother showed me how to walk in heels today. Talk about degrading dyke moments.
Also, to continue the shopping bulletin, my mom and bro got ipods today. Mom got a 1 gig nano, and bro got a 30 gig video. And I got a case for my pod, cause my old case was made for a different ipod and that sucks.
(Just wanna add that this shopping spree is somewhat prompted by the fact that there were lots of stuff that we had been needing and couldn't get for a really long time, like clothes, and then randomly my uncle decided to send us the rest of the money we were entitled to when my grandmother passed. And so now we're having a little fun. I just don't want people thinking I'm some kind of a yuppie mallrat. No, in fact I am a PIRATE
)
We had a wicked wind storm. Power went on and off. My mom called and told me not to go to class because there was like, aluminum siding and random things spiralling uncontrollably through the air like death propellors and she didn't want me to die on the quad.
So we got pizza, watched Matlock, and hit the mall instead.
OMG SHOES. I got these sexy black kitten heel shoes with that super pointy toe. This is my first official pair of stylish girl shoes. Also, less exciting, kickass jeans ($28) and a black velvet jacket ($20!).
There were these shoes I coveted and still covet. 4 inch stiletto silver glitter. Silver glitter. I picked them up, and women who saw these shoes from across the store began to orgasm on the spot. They were THE SEX. I would have bought them if they weren't $100 and if they didn't murder my toes.
I'm a chuck taylors fan, folks. Kitten heels first. Stilettoes will come in time. I gotta ease into this shoe thing.
My brother showed me how to walk in heels today. Talk about degrading dyke moments.
Also, to continue the shopping bulletin, my mom and bro got ipods today. Mom got a 1 gig nano, and bro got a 30 gig video. And I got a case for my pod, cause my old case was made for a different ipod and that sucks.
(Just wanna add that this shopping spree is somewhat prompted by the fact that there were lots of stuff that we had been needing and couldn't get for a really long time, like clothes, and then randomly my uncle decided to send us the rest of the money we were entitled to when my grandmother passed. And so now we're having a little fun. I just don't want people thinking I'm some kind of a yuppie mallrat. No, in fact I am a PIRATE
)
My house didn't have power till just a few hours ago...