carnalascetic

Two kids got arrested in the store today for shoplifting. The security guard caught them and had them sit in the grocery office until the cops arrived. At one point one of the kids wanted to talk to a manager so I oblidged. He pulled a bottle of Brut and a jar of Tres Flores out of his pocket. He proceded to tell me that was all they stole and that he'd never come to the store again if I just let them go. I told him it's was just store policy that they had to wait until the cops showed up. They tried to get all buddy buddy with me too. They complimenting me on my tattoo, asked if I was married and had kids n' whatnot. I just played along and kept talking to 'em until the cop showed up.

The classic shit was that the kid who had the Tres Flores had a bic'd head too.

Of course when the cop patted them down more stuff turned up. About $60.00 in grooming shit was recovered from their pockets. Another cop showed up and carted the two off in handcuffs.

Fortunately I didn't have to deal with the cops at all and my name is not in the report. Whooo Hoooo!!! Hah, I'm 29, living a straight and true lifestyle and I still don't like being around cops!!!