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Sunday Aug 14, 2005

Aug 14, 2005
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I swear to god that people are attracted to the beeping of a scissorlift in reverse like a fucking moth is to a porch light.

If you hear some thing that's beeping and sounds like it might be fairly large coming from around the corner would you immediately charge blindly around said corner? A lot of people do. Completely fucking oblivious to what's going on around them. That or the scissorlift will be coming down the aisle and everyone in said aisle will make a cluster fuck of carts while they stare off into space or begin reading the ingredients on some package. It's fucking flour. The ingredients are FLOUR you fucktard!!!

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Oooh, "fucktard". Red Vs. Blue fan?
Aug 14, 2005

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