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carnalascetic

San Luis Obispo, CA

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Thursday Jul 07, 2005

Jul 7, 2005
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Son of fucking cock-whore bitch!!!

Ok, so I'm fighting through it; keeping active, keeping motivated. Then yesterday as I was coming back from the Chevron I go to almost everyday for a coffee, a diet Rockstar and a pack of smokes before I head to work I got a swift little rabbit punch to the balls. Nothing serious, just a temporary morale deflator. I was sitting at a stop sign waiting to make a left onto Creston (here in Paso), sipping on my coffee waiting for my chance to go. All the sudden a green Nissan Quest taking a right onto the street I was on tears ass around the corner loses control and nails my driver side rear fender. Coffee goes everywhere. I sat there for a second in shock like "dude, that did not just happen...that did not just happen." I hop out of my car with adrenaline surging (expecting my whole driver side to be totaled beyond repair) waiting to see what the dumb fuck in the van looks like that just hit me. Turns out it was just some scrawny stupid kid who couldn't have been over 17. He was all in shock and had no clue what to do, so I just calmed down and just bossed up to the situation. There will be resolution one way or another today on how my car is going to get fixed. The fucked thing is the Quest just had one little chunk out of the bumper. Overall, at least my car still runs fine n' it was just a bashed fender. Could have been a hell of lot worse fo' sho.

I'm starting to ramble. I just typed another whole paragraph and it made no sense so that's the sign for me to go crash on the couch for an hour or two. Much love n' stuff.


the bottom pic looks like a whale grimacing or something.

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doll_:
bastard fuck whore son-of-a dickless monkey pisser gizz monger!@!^#$^#$&*
im sorry abouty our car man, but i am most sorry that we dont get to chat anymore.. wretched corpse for less.
heart you... hope you are good other wise.
Jul 8, 2005
xxnecroxx:
Whoa, thats not too bad.
Is their insurance covering it?
You should see the dent i have from hitting a rock. haha.
But yea, i wish sunday could work out too, Sean sent me some text about saturday with SKS, and it was worded all funny and i got confused haha.
Jul 8, 2005

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