Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

carnalascetic

San Luis Obispo, CA

Member Since 2004

Followers 11 Following 20

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Tuesday Jun 07, 2005

Jun 7, 2005
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Imma put more lake pics up sometime tonight. Let ya know when.

So, had my physical for F4L today. Doctor's offices make me nervous. My blood pressure was high and my pulse was 112. Nothing new for me whenever I visit ye olde physician. My blood pressure is far more normal when I'm not staring the propostion of having my testes handled by a strange man. The nurse didn't seem too concerned but the doctor seemed like I was gonna drop of a heart-attack at any moment. I told him that my blood pressure is always high and my heart goes into over drive every time I go to the doctor. Of course I don't know what I'm talking about. He grilled me, asking if I do "recreational drugs" and whatnot.

"Young man, your heart is gonna burst in my examination room. Do you partake of the, 'drugs? (does quotation marks with hands). Drugs are bad, m'kay."

The whole time I'm sitting there thinking.."Uh doc, did you see the part where I put down on the sheet that I'm basically a boozehound and quite the smoker? Could that possibly explain the high blood pressure?" Nope is was the nefarious, DRUGS.

Anywho I got off with out having to do the turn the head and cough thing. But, is it proper procedure to have your balls diddled while you get your prostate examined? wink Aight I'm out for the moment.

More Blogs

  • 08.29.05
    1

    Monday Aug 29, 2005

    Two whole days off in a row. I don't know what to do with myself. …
  • 08.25.05
    2

    Thursday Aug 25, 2005

    Updates: My Mom had quadruple bypass surgery on Monday. She's doing…
  • 08.18.05
    2

    Thursday Aug 18, 2005

    Moms is still in the hospital. She's out of ICU (after the angiogram…
  • 08.16.05
    0

    Wednesday Aug 17, 2005

    Moms had an angiogram today. She's slated for bypass surgery in a co…
  • 08.15.05
    0

    Monday Aug 15, 2005

    Clarification: I just realized that what I've been calling a scissor…
  • 08.14.05
    1

    Sunday Aug 14, 2005

    I swear to god that people are attracted to the beeping of a scissorl…
  • 08.12.05
    1

    Friday Aug 12, 2005

    Sorry I haven't replied to anyone lately. I've barely been on. I sw…
  • 08.08.05
    0

    Monday Aug 08, 2005

    Holy Shit!!! I just got an e-mail from my Mom telling me that she's …
  • 08.06.05
    1

    Saturday Aug 06, 2005

    My body is broken. I spent the hottest hours of the day helping move…
  • 08.04.05
    1

    Thursday Aug 04, 2005

    So, I get to work and the day PIC starts telling me that I need to ta…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
11
months
30
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,608 SuicideGirls
  • 1,112,987 followers
  • 14,969,624 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,512,431 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo