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carnalascetic

San Luis Obispo, CA

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Tuesday Jun 07, 2005

Jun 7, 2005
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Imma put more lake pics up sometime tonight. Let ya know when.

So, had my physical for F4L today. Doctor's offices make me nervous. My blood pressure was high and my pulse was 112. Nothing new for me whenever I visit ye olde physician. My blood pressure is far more normal when I'm not staring the propostion of having my testes handled by a strange man. The nurse didn't seem too concerned but the doctor seemed like I was gonna drop of a heart-attack at any moment. I told him that my blood pressure is always high and my heart goes into over drive every time I go to the doctor. Of course I don't know what I'm talking about. He grilled me, asking if I do "recreational drugs" and whatnot.

"Young man, your heart is gonna burst in my examination room. Do you partake of the, 'drugs? (does quotation marks with hands). Drugs are bad, m'kay."

The whole time I'm sitting there thinking.."Uh doc, did you see the part where I put down on the sheet that I'm basically a boozehound and quite the smoker? Could that possibly explain the high blood pressure?" Nope is was the nefarious, DRUGS.

Anywho I got off with out having to do the turn the head and cough thing. But, is it proper procedure to have your balls diddled while you get your prostate examined? wink Aight I'm out for the moment.

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