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carnalascetic

San Luis Obispo, CA

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Wednesday Jun 01, 2005

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Ok, I just got home and I could see the TV was on in the living room when I walked up the driveway; so I stuck my key in the door and all the sudden the living room went dark and after I walked in I heard the static crackle of a TV that had just been turned off and a door down the hall being closed.

Many possible explainations...I don't know if I want to know any of 'em. surreal

I just saw Team America tonight and laughed my ass off. That movie is recockulous.

"Gary is the kind of man that understands, when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact."


har har

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