So my girlfreind does Ukrainian dancing. She gave me tickets last night to come see the show...
For the first 20 minutes i was amazed. 'Look at those kids! Oh my god! Look how coltish that one is! Blah! Blah!' And then the novelty faded. I tried to make an origami paper crane with the program. I forgot how, so the paper crane became several variations of cooch. I fingered cooch for my boyfreind an candices boyfreind. They thought it quite amusing.
One of the backgrounds behind the dancers looked like big chicklet teeth. I would have hated to have been on psyhadelic drugs, to my straight mind it looked like little brightly colored bits of msg flailing around in between big teeth.
I smuggled an ice cream bar in during admission and did dirty things to it. Ice cream never had fellatio that good. Leon and Brian were appreciative. Then the sugar wore off and we all had a little nap.
And then it was over!
What an amusing evening.
For the first 20 minutes i was amazed. 'Look at those kids! Oh my god! Look how coltish that one is! Blah! Blah!' And then the novelty faded. I tried to make an origami paper crane with the program. I forgot how, so the paper crane became several variations of cooch. I fingered cooch for my boyfreind an candices boyfreind. They thought it quite amusing.
One of the backgrounds behind the dancers looked like big chicklet teeth. I would have hated to have been on psyhadelic drugs, to my straight mind it looked like little brightly colored bits of msg flailing around in between big teeth.
I smuggled an ice cream bar in during admission and did dirty things to it. Ice cream never had fellatio that good. Leon and Brian were appreciative. Then the sugar wore off and we all had a little nap.
And then it was over!
What an amusing evening.
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