I had the most disgusting experience last night.
I was solo at my company x-mas party. This guy (tech at the shop, i dont even remember his name) proceeded to get drunk at our table. He was constantly staring at me, not saying anything, just making me uncomfortable (with his poor sweet gf sitting right there). Usually if i catch someone staring i stare them down till they back off, but the more i played that game the more tuned in he got.
So anyway, i left after the speeches, and was getting my coat from the coatcheck when i saw him bolt around the corner. He babbled something at these guys about trying to find a 'secretary' (scoff!), and then he saw me.
He then cornered me and ranted about how crappy our company is (right in my face too, our noses were like 4 inches apart). He then propositioned me 'i'm not going to be there forever you know, blah blah blah' looking me up and down and licking his lips, with this wierd fevered look in his eyes. It turns out he smiled at me in the shop one day and i blew him a kiss, and he had attached some meaning to that. Like i want to jump his trailer trash bones or something. Ok so, after like 5 painful long minutes of being nose to goddam nose with this guy, I ecaped, saying ok whatever, i'll see you on monday. 'Damn right i'll see you on monday.' Like a smarmy ass.
FUCK! It made me so mad. I was paranoid that he was going to follow me down to the parking garage.
I'm telling the boss man about it on monday, so if the wierdness continues i have a leg to stand on.
Its one of those things i keep replaying in my head to figure out some savage roast on the guy.
I was solo at my company x-mas party. This guy (tech at the shop, i dont even remember his name) proceeded to get drunk at our table. He was constantly staring at me, not saying anything, just making me uncomfortable (with his poor sweet gf sitting right there). Usually if i catch someone staring i stare them down till they back off, but the more i played that game the more tuned in he got.
So anyway, i left after the speeches, and was getting my coat from the coatcheck when i saw him bolt around the corner. He babbled something at these guys about trying to find a 'secretary' (scoff!), and then he saw me.
He then cornered me and ranted about how crappy our company is (right in my face too, our noses were like 4 inches apart). He then propositioned me 'i'm not going to be there forever you know, blah blah blah' looking me up and down and licking his lips, with this wierd fevered look in his eyes. It turns out he smiled at me in the shop one day and i blew him a kiss, and he had attached some meaning to that. Like i want to jump his trailer trash bones or something. Ok so, after like 5 painful long minutes of being nose to goddam nose with this guy, I ecaped, saying ok whatever, i'll see you on monday. 'Damn right i'll see you on monday.' Like a smarmy ass.
FUCK! It made me so mad. I was paranoid that he was going to follow me down to the parking garage.
I'm telling the boss man about it on monday, so if the wierdness continues i have a leg to stand on.
Its one of those things i keep replaying in my head to figure out some savage roast on the guy.
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lavonne:
What a freak. That's cool about the cello gig. Let me know if you need a trombone. I can even sight read! Anyways, we could "jam" sometime! LOL. I love being a nerd.
lavonne:
Aww, thanks for the testimonial! That's awesome. I just noticed it. I think I need to edit the one I wrote for you since I've known you for longer now.