I suppose I have bronchitis now. I used to get this once a year around January or so, but don't think it visited the last two years. Apparently behind-the-counter cough syrup costs over $100 these days. The label says to take half a teaspoon twice a day, which I tried last night just for the comedy of taking such a small dosage. Medicine like that typically has zero effect on me, but this stuff sure did. It has more of a slime consistency than a syrupy one. I'm gonna go take some more now.