Thought I could fly today and I fell. Right on my ass. Tried to play it off. Like it was intentional.
Got stuck in the elevator at work. Between the 5th and 6th floors. Maintenance guy rescued me and got a few feels in the dark. Am I supposed to be grateful?
Frosted flakes for dinner. Thought about it all day. Sniffed the milk. The milk smelled bad. There goes my dinner.
Phone company is stalking me because my bill is past due. Ummm, Its due on the 22nd. Ill pay the past due then.
Beer tastes like water. Water tastes like beer. I need a drink.
Got stuck in the elevator at work. Between the 5th and 6th floors. Maintenance guy rescued me and got a few feels in the dark. Am I supposed to be grateful?
Frosted flakes for dinner. Thought about it all day. Sniffed the milk. The milk smelled bad. There goes my dinner.
Phone company is stalking me because my bill is past due. Ummm, Its due on the 22nd. Ill pay the past due then.
Beer tastes like water. Water tastes like beer. I need a drink.
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The elevators getting stuck is just the way the maintenance guy tells you he likes you