captspaz

Ugh... a pirate land-locked... how terrible is that? I miss the sea... I miss the salty air... at least here I have fruit and such *sucks on a lime* I've reduced myself to pillaging the local markets and the like... I have quite a bit of accumulated treasures and trinkets... I'm proud of my haul, but it's nothing like unsheathing my cutlass or rapier for a decent (ok... maybe not quite decent... definitely not fair) fight. What good is a green bowtie, green wig, tophat, colored wool, and a copy of Napoleon Dynamite? *grunt* I guess I'll figure something out >_>



In the words of "ax a pirate"... "Pirate's rule"