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if ya having girl problems
I feel bad for ya son
I got 99 problems
but a bitch ain't one...
I registered to vote today. Didn't really want to, but the way I look at it, it's better to get out and do something to change things, rather than sit around and complain about them.
Anyway, on a more exciting note-- I'm moving out! Free...
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I feel bad for ya son
I got 99 problems
but a bitch ain't one...
I registered to vote today. Didn't really want to, but the way I look at it, it's better to get out and do something to change things, rather than sit around and complain about them.
Anyway, on a more exciting note-- I'm moving out! Free...
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superjoint:
then after he is done burning I will sniff him up like coke
insomniphobiac:
i know, damned thing is, i found a slice of pizza on the floor the day after, so lots and lots of scrubbing the carpet ensued
I should be trying to motivate myself to get ready for work, but FUCK that--cartoons are on dammit.
The Apnea and Benni set is not helping either. holy hotness.
I hope I have a good day today. I'm really not in a tolerant mood right now, and bitch ass customers will promptly receive a plate of hot food to the face if they challenge my...
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The Apnea and Benni set is not helping either. holy hotness.
I hope I have a good day today. I'm really not in a tolerant mood right now, and bitch ass customers will promptly receive a plate of hot food to the face if they challenge my...
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daveporterband:
Actually, you're only about an hour past Mt. Airy... so maybe 2.5 hours from me at the most!
I wish we'd met last week... I would have stopped and kidnapped you, and taken you to the beach. Had a great time...
We've got ALL of August... I'll start looking into renting a pier! <LOL> Bowie is out of the hospital now.... maybe he can perform the ceremony!
I'm tempted to just show up at this restuarant of yours... but I don't want to come across as some lame ass stalker or anything.
BTW: Have you had a chance to check out my website, tunes, etc?
http://www.daveporterband.com/
I wish we'd met last week... I would have stopped and kidnapped you, and taken you to the beach. Had a great time...
We've got ALL of August... I'll start looking into renting a pier! <LOL> Bowie is out of the hospital now.... maybe he can perform the ceremony!
I'm tempted to just show up at this restuarant of yours... but I don't want to come across as some lame ass stalker or anything.
BTW: Have you had a chance to check out my website, tunes, etc?
http://www.daveporterband.com/
superjoint:
I'll let you borrow mine, I'll send it Fedex
" I am Joe's enraged, inflamed sense of rejection."
Today was actually a tolerable day for me. My best friend woke me up and forced me to go to the mall with her.
We always get looks when we go out together. She looks all prim and proper, and well...I don't. It's interesting, if nothing else.
I put a few more pictures up. Strange things...
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Today was actually a tolerable day for me. My best friend woke me up and forced me to go to the mall with her.
We always get looks when we go out together. She looks all prim and proper, and well...I don't. It's interesting, if nothing else.
I put a few more pictures up. Strange things...
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insomniphobiac:
Well, i went into a second hand cd shop the other week. My mate found chaos a.d., which kinda pissed me off, cos i skipped straight past it. But, i found some ps2 game, took it to the counter, and lo-and-behold, there was a boxed set edition of trainspotting; you got the film, a rolling paper holder (which i use as an emergency cash holder!), a pair of renton's orange sunglasses and the lighter! It pissed my mate off, so i considered us even. As soon as i sort out my camera, ill have to upload a picture of it!
superjoint:
Imagine how funny that would sound
Your in a public bathroom all of a sudden you the dude next to you taking a fat shit starts clapping (because it was splended of course)
I do look hardcore in the glasses, all I need is a night stick and I'll be ready to kick some fucking hairy asshole.
Your in a public bathroom all of a sudden you the dude next to you taking a fat shit starts clapping (because it was splended of course)
I do look hardcore in the glasses, all I need is a night stick and I'll be ready to kick some fucking hairy asshole.
Didn't have to work today, so I spent the day with my hell hound.
I took him on a walk, this annoying guy on a bike stopped to talk to us.
*guy: "What kind of dog is that?"
*me: "A rottweiler-boxer mix."
*guy: "Will he bite me if I pet him?"
*me: "Yes."
*guy: "really?"
*me: "Yes. If I tell him to."
*me: "You just...
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I took him on a walk, this annoying guy on a bike stopped to talk to us.
*guy: "What kind of dog is that?"
*me: "A rottweiler-boxer mix."
*guy: "Will he bite me if I pet him?"
*me: "Yes."
*guy: "really?"
*me: "Yes. If I tell him to."
*me: "You just...
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apathyactivist:
putting him to about -300.
karalynn:
I second germ13s comment. Again Yippie for Ho skirts. 
You must be a real card in big ole Lexington. Bet you keep everyone on their toes.
You must be a real card in big ole Lexington. Bet you keep everyone on their toes.
My summer time theme song courtesy of Sublime....
"Caress Me Down"
Mucho gusto me llamo Bradley,
Im hornier than Ron Jeremy,
and if you wanna get popped in your knee,
just wipe that look off your bati face
You hate me cause i got what you need,
a pretty little daughter that we call mixie, and,
if you wanna get beat physically
it will be...
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"Caress Me Down"
Mucho gusto me llamo Bradley,
Im hornier than Ron Jeremy,
and if you wanna get popped in your knee,
just wipe that look off your bati face
You hate me cause i got what you need,
a pretty little daughter that we call mixie, and,
if you wanna get beat physically
it will be...
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karalynn:
Thanks for the kind words in my journal. I'm always gonna respond positively to a Samwise quote.
And what happend to the sexy xsparrowx picture?
And what happend to the sexy xsparrowx picture?
nonchalance:
Evenin' Missis! I'ma right English boy! 
What makes us so desirable? I don't see it myself. 
What makes us so desirable? I don't see it myself. Another rainy day...but it's a good day to watch Fox Sports World, and catch up on my soccer watching.
I went out and rode my dirt bike until I was drenched in mud from riding through puddles.
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Nothing really news worthy has happened in my life...
I've been slamming my brain trying to come up with an idea for a screenplay, which one day...
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I went out and rode my dirt bike until I was drenched in mud from riding through puddles.
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Nothing really news worthy has happened in my life...
I've been slamming my brain trying to come up with an idea for a screenplay, which one day...
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tjaden:
wait... did you say FSW?
my buds and i are goin to fork out the money for sunday's iberian showdown... not sure if we're goin to a pub or going to do it at home... but dayum, it's gonna be an interesting match.
my buds and i are goin to fork out the money for sunday's iberian showdown... not sure if we're goin to a pub or going to do it at home... but dayum, it's gonna be an interesting match.
germ13:
Southern, covered in mud, on a dirt bike and you want an English boy to visit you?? *faints*
Also I'm a writing a screenplay my self, maybe we could bounce some ideas around.
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Also I'm a writing a screenplay my self, maybe we could bounce some ideas around.
[Edited on Jun 18, 2004 9:39AM]
I've had an interesting past couple of days...
excowboy has deprived me of sleep in the wickedest of ways, not that I'm complaining, trust me. He's hot like the sun.
I've made plans for a drunken weekend.
Debating a hair cut...but it's so damn curly, it'd be hard to deal with if it were too much shorter, and frankly I hate straightening it every fuckin...
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excowboy has deprived me of sleep in the wickedest of ways, not that I'm complaining, trust me. He's hot like the sun.
I've made plans for a drunken weekend.
Debating a hair cut...but it's so damn curly, it'd be hard to deal with if it were too much shorter, and frankly I hate straightening it every fuckin...
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karalynn:
xsparrowx said:
those things crawl out of the bathtub drain at night and climb on my wall 
they are very gross looking and very hard to kill...I don't kill them though. I can't even kill a fly.
You had to let me know that damn thing actually lives in NC. Damn Woman what is wrong with you. Don't you ever want me to sleep again. 
karalynn:
Ewwwww! Fuck! Ewwwww!
got some new pics up...and realized I am a Paint Shop Pro whore.
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*it's pouring down rain but thats not keeping the overweight squirrel out of my bird feeder. I call him/her George the Fat.
*how come every time I find a guy worthy enough to crush on, he has a girlfriend?
*bit my tongue while chewing gum
it hurted.
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*it's pouring down rain but thats not keeping the overweight squirrel out of my bird feeder. I call him/her George the Fat.
*how come every time I find a guy worthy enough to crush on, he has a girlfriend?
*bit my tongue while chewing gum
it hurted.
*a large ant crawled...
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madamuk:
*Takes a moment....purrs, growls...yum*
Hello there nice lady! Ta muchly for the welcome. Hope lifes treating ya good.
xmelx
Hello there nice lady! Ta muchly for the welcome. Hope lifes treating ya good.
xmelx
anarchist:
What I meant to say was "dressing like one." I should double check what I wrote before I hit the button.
Awwww spanking. They don't come out and say it, but I can see it in their eyes.
Awwww spanking. They don't come out and say it, but I can see it in their eyes.
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argentumblack:
*looks for sparrow*
*gives up and goes to bed*
*gives up and goes to bed*
tjaden:
it was rainy and cold... you sure you were in Morocco? heh. i'm guessing the northern part, then... ?
when i was there in 2000, i spent most of my time in the middle-to-south-west of the country... Casa was as far north as i could get.
still amazing all the same.
when i was there in 2000, i spent most of my time in the middle-to-south-west of the country... Casa was as far north as i could get.
still amazing all the same.
Start your own pirate golf club at a beach of lake near you.
It freaks me out a little bit the way that he has that peep hole for spying on his neighbour too...I mean, I know that he didn't put it there, but still!
Catch you later Cowgirl.