captsparrow

We now return you to your regularly scheduled journal update, already in progress

Alright. I've had a weird couple of days.

Weird event #1- I found out my ex is going to my college for the summer. Guess who else is attending summer school there...me. This wouldn't be so weird if I actually wanted to strike up a relationship with the boy who broke my heart then ran away, but I don't. At all. Fuck him.

Weird event #2- I surprised myself and said 'yes' to his invitation for lunch, after one of my lovely friends pointed him in my direction. (I would have run, but the books I was carrying were too heavy.) I seriously did not want to go, but for some reason I did. He was pleasant. The guy is funny, and I could see us being friends just as we were before we ever started a relationship, but I sensed that he wants more. Tough for him, I say. Fuck him. He shattered my heart after taking my virginity, and not even to my face. He dumped me via AOL Instant Messenger. I mean what the hell is that? Even though he paid for my lunch yesterday, fuck him. I almost made-up an imaginary, taller-and-thinner-than-him, martial arts master of a boyfriend to make him jealous. Ok, I did. Yeah, that made him squirm, kinda.

Weird event #3- On my way to school yesterday a little old man was standing in the middle of the road, with his pants down around his knees. My god-sister and I stopped to ask if he needed assistance of some kind, and he said no. We then pulled up to the nearest driveway and asked if they were missing a grand paw. They said it was their neighbor and he did that all the time, and that his daughter who lives with him was at work. Odd. If that were my daddy, Id at least buy him a beltand a reflector.

Thats all for the Weird World of April at least for now.

Now for random rants and ramblings:

~ My cat had kittens! Three. One boy, two girls. No names yet. My mom wont let me name them; she says Ive named enough of our animals. Her loss, cause Im damn creative/original with the naming process thing.

~ I watched two episodes of M*A*S*H last night, at the same time. It was on two channels. Twas sweetness. I love that show. (Which is why I have a dog named Hawkeye Pierce.)

~ I want to make passionate, politically satirical, geek love to Jon Stewart. Many times.

~ Im seriously considering the University of Auckland in NZ for school next spring.

~ I cut my hair again. Looks too Betty Boopish.

~ Depressed? Lie on your floor flat on your back and listen to some George Jones. He Stopped Loving Her Today for real, yall. Doesnt exactly *cure* depression, but its an outlet.

~ If you dont admire Richard Pryor, slam your face into the nearest hard surface.

Well, Im going to go make a sammich. I loves me some sammich. Until next time