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Hobbiton, West Farthing

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Friday Apr 08, 2005

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It's raining. A lot. I could go swimming in my front yard if I choose to do so, but alas I will not go swimming without a Fun Noodle.

I don't mind it that much. It's the winter rain I can't handle.

*Note to self: Buy a fucking umbrella...and a Fun Noodle.*
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Florida was fun. My best friend Morgan and her boyfriend were predictably, pathetically gross with the PDA's but other than that it was nice. Stayed with her grandfolk. They are awesome. Meema, Pops, if you're reading this, big ups. I want to live in St. Augustine in a sea of gorgeous Cuban people.
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Zack is a hot boxer boy, but he has a girlfriend, and I'm not wasting my time anymore.
Now I have three new prospects: John, Jon, and David. They are all three emo geeks with glasses, which to me can sometimes be 10 times sexier than boxer boys. What else do they have in common other than spectacles and biblical names you ask? They have no idea that I've focused my attention on them.

Incase you haven't noticed, I'm a bit of a crush junkie. I know...it's a bad habit that I should have left in middle school.

I can't help it. I'm addicted to the chase. I'm like a...lioness with a penchant for lame, diseased gazelles or something.

* "lame, diseased gazelles" being a metaphor for guys with weird fur fetishes, prison records, and/or girlfriends. whatever
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So anyway I have $-66 and no fucking job, how about you?

You know what's humbling, and what I will always remember for when I'm a rich and famous director? Scrounging around for change so I can eat from the vending machine at school.

Seriously. I light up like a Christmas tree when I find nickels and dimes. I get double excited to find quarters. I found fifty cents yesterday and bought a bag of chips. I didn't have enough change for a drink so I just sat near the water fountain. Strangely enough, I feel lucky. That's more than a lot of people have.
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Checked out "A Clockwork Orange" and "Brother Bear" from my schools library. Got a strange look from my librarian like "What a strange pair of films to be checking out at the same time." I've seen "A Clockwork Orange" a bunch of times, but not "Brother Bear." I love Disney movies. Always have, always will. Relaxes me.
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My hair is starting to grow out...really fast. I'm starting to have a mullet. I'd style it like that, but no one around here would pick up on the irony...because they all have mullets. Even the babies.
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My writing instructor said I'm really smart. So there. That brings me to my interactive portion of my journal. Who is the smartest person in your life? It doesn't have to be "book smart" as they say. It can be smart with car theft or...ant farms, anything really. My answer would be my little brother. He knows more about Yu-Gi-Oh cards than any dork twice his age.
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^those are fun to use^
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^see?^

I'm pondering whether I'm going to watch "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" and eat a turkey sandwich, or if I'm going to watch "Lord of the Rings: Return of the King" and eat a ham sandwich......
EL SUICIDO LOCO


UPDATED TO ADD:
It's my birthday/1 year anniversary of joining this site which is cool, right? Right. Thanks for all the happy birthday wishes! I will get back to all of you.
kiss
VIEW 25 of 53 COMMENTS
vuokko:
Thanks! It went really well. I wish you could have been there, but maybe next time! I have another show in February and maybe more in between. Did you see my website? I has part of the piece from the show. You can see it at Vuokko Designs-- The Buzz.
May 8, 2005
xhavokx:
i don't own a umbrella either...
May 9, 2005

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