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Wednesday Jul 28, 2004

Jul 28, 2004
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I should be trying to motivate myself to get ready for work, but FUCK that--cartoons are on dammit.

The Apnea and Benni set is not helping either. holy hotness. love

I hope I have a good day today. I'm really not in a tolerant mood right now, and bitch ass customers will promptly receive a plate of hot food to the face if they challenge my patience. smile

I'm also training the new bus boy, but I don't mind because he is a cutie. Much too young for me though.

I love this site. I am currently wearing these

which I purchased from there not too long ago.

"Momma, I'm in love with a transvestite."

love


That is all. Have a nice day. Tyler loves you.

ARRR!!! April
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daveporterband:
Actually, you're only about an hour past Mt. Airy... so maybe 2.5 hours from me at the most!

I wish we'd met last week... I would have stopped and kidnapped you, and taken you to the beach. Had a great time...

We've got ALL of August... I'll start looking into renting a pier! <LOL> Bowie is out of the hospital now.... maybe he can perform the ceremony!

kiss

I'm tempted to just show up at this restuarant of yours... but I don't want to come across as some lame ass stalker or anything.

BTW: Have you had a chance to check out my website, tunes, etc?

http://www.daveporterband.com/
Aug 4, 2004
superjoint:
I'll let you borrow mine, I'll send it Fedex
Aug 4, 2004

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