Tuesday Sep 12, 2006

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I just wanted to post a collection of all the worst, most offensive jokes I've collected over the years.

Be warned.

I'm not fucking kidding, you will be offended.

Yes, you.

Yeah, even you smart ass.

No bitching allowed, you know what you're getting into.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


Q: What do you get when you stab a dead baby in the ass with a screwdriver?

A: An erection

Q: What's the first thing you should do after having a baby?

A: Put the nappy back on

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

A: You can't fuck a rock.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?

A: One can of root beer, two scoops of dead baby.

Polish abortion = hungry rat on a string.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a 90-year old woman?

A: One doesn't die when you sodomize it.

Q: What's long and hard and full of (semen/seamen)?

A: Dead baby with rigor mortis.

Q: What is 12 inches long, purple, and makes women scream?

A: Crib Death.

Q: What's the difference between a trampolene and a dead baby?

A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampolene.

Q: What's the diff. between a black man & a tire?

A: Tire don't sing when ya put chains on it.

Q: What's the diff. between a Jew & a pizza?

A: Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.



Please, feel free to add to the list if you know one I've missed.

whatever biggrin whatever

VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
mishou:
the dogface made it through everything ok. thank god she doesn't have to have anymore shots for another 3 years! now i just have to be extra careful with her around other dogs.
annalee:
Yeah and I guess being sad is necessary sometimes, anyway i think its going to be ok I just need to concentrate on other things. Thanks for the lovely message x

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