captevil

Q: What do you get when you stab a dead baby in the ass with a screwdriver?

A: An erection

Q: What's the first thing you should do after having a baby?

A: Put the nappy back on

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

A: You can't fuck a rock.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?

A: One can of root beer, two scoops of dead baby.

Polish abortion = hungry rat on a string.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a 90-year old woman?

A: One doesn't die when you sodomize it.

Q: What's long and hard and full of (semen/seamen)?

A: Dead baby with rigor mortis.

Q: What is 12 inches long, purple, and makes women scream?

A: Crib Death.

Q: What's the difference between a trampolene and a dead baby?

A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampolene.

Q: What's the diff. between a black man & a tire?

A: Tire don't sing when ya put chains on it.

Q: What's the diff. between a Jew & a pizza?

A: Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.