I just got off the phone with my mom. I love her very much, but honestly some days she drives me up the fuckin' wall.
On the Oscars:
"I don't care what homosexuals do when they're alone, but I wish they wouldn't rub our noses in it."
"There was a lovely negro woman..."
She isn't actually old enough to have these attitudes left over from the 50's, but there you go.
On my childhood:
"...and now all my children have moved as far away from home as possible; of course that's how I raised you, to be brave."
No she didn't. She really, really didn't.
We all moved away from the unbearable, unending smothering.
On the Oscars:
"I don't care what homosexuals do when they're alone, but I wish they wouldn't rub our noses in it."
"There was a lovely negro woman..."
She isn't actually old enough to have these attitudes left over from the 50's, but there you go.
On my childhood:
"...and now all my children have moved as far away from home as possible; of course that's how I raised you, to be brave."
No she didn't. She really, really didn't.
We all moved away from the unbearable, unending smothering.
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How are you? We must have beer/pool soon! I say it, and it never happens! Champion this initiative, captevil!
I just finished giving mine a explanation about the reality called modern life.