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Thursday Jan 29, 2004

Jan 29, 2004
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I have developed one of the most exciting developments ever developed in history. The premise is to make idiotic things that people say, dumb enough for me to handle, and therefore funny. Example:

"My computer is being all melodramatic"

melodramatic --> marshmallows --> Stay-Puft marshmallow man --> marshes/swamps --> alligators/crocodiles --> crocodile hunter --> crocodile dundee --> shitty movie --> Dude Where's My Car

This new technique enables me to deal with people in a much more pleasant way. Thanks Homer Simpson. I'm sure the major side effect will be me getting dumber as well. Who uses the word melodramatic to describe an inanimate object anyway? I wouldn't walk around saying that my belt is acting selfish, or that my hat is having an emotional crisis? puke
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
kealli:
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.. yada yada yada
Jan 30, 2004
captainsteve:
I hate that song. Vicariously. I hate milkshakes now.
Jan 30, 2004

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