captainsteve

So. How's everyone doing? It's very weird to be so busy lately. I don't have enough time to get everything done at work. But i'm making an assload of money. In comparison to what would be the norm at least. I've also found out that I get excited about buying things. Just like the other 75% of stupid capitalist pig americans [joke]. I bought a book 2 days ago and I was literally excited about purchasing it. Not because I was going to enjoy reading it (because I won't), It was the idea of getting something new. Fucking weird. The evil advertising companies have me in their kung-fu grip. Not the sexy one either.

This has happened to me twice in the past few months. I'm confident that everyone has done it before...only because that makes me feel better. You're hanging out with friend...you get kind of drunk...and at some point you try to use the force to get your beer for you because you're too lazy to get up. Last night it got scary because I wasn't trying to move beer. I was trying to get the power cable to my monitor which had fallen behind a chest and was hard to get. So yeah. I was alone. And I tried to use the force. [ultra loser]