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captainmcbarky

Calgary, Canada

Member Since 2014

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I like my women like I like my wine

Sep 5, 2015
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I need a fucking cigarette.

Sep 3, 2015
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Am I the only drunk on here tonight? Anybody? Buehler?

Aug 27, 2015
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captainmcbarky:
Seriously though, @tbars  and @libris and @dementia, am I again the only drunk fucker on here again?  Oh well, que sera, sera.
Aug 28, 2015

Eight fucking days in this wine-less hell hole...fuck me.

Aug 22, 2015
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paradigma:
Tomorrow is a new day. Good vibes for u dear. 🙏💕
Aug 27, 2015
captainmcbarky:
Gracias, tengo un vaso de tinto en mis manos ahora...
Aug 27, 2015

Just in case anyone was wondering, the carpet does indeed match the d…

Jul 26, 2015
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If there were some chocolate here right now, I would eat it.

Jul 9, 2015
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missjessarae:
If u had some chocolate I would also eat it.
Jul 9, 2015
captainmcbarky:
Well played...I would of course, share.
Jul 10, 2015

I'm, like, one or two drinks away from a ball-gag and a funny walk to…

Jun 9, 2015
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Je suis beau à l'intérieur

Feb 1, 2015
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Happy New Year everyone! I hope you all have a fantastic year!

Jan 3, 2015
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captainmcbarky:
My New Year's resolutions:  drink less, screw more.  Nothing like setting yourself up for failure.
Jan 7, 2015

I think it's time to show @BATATINNA more love on her latest set peop…

Nov 29, 2014
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captainmcbarky:
https://suicidegirls.com/members/batatinna/album/1685021/unreal/
Dec 3, 2014
captainmcbarky:
Seriously folks, @batatinna needs more love on her set...
Dec 6, 2014
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