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captainmcbarky

Calgary, Canada

Member Since 2014

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Just plain drunk...

Nov 20, 2015
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And now just rounding out my night with a little calvados...

Nov 8, 2015
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If I had a body half as sexy as most of you women on SG, I'd be flaun…

Nov 5, 2015
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All work and no play makes CaptainMcBarky a dull boy...sorry, it's be…

Oct 17, 2015
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Not gonna lie to you, I am pretty magic with my tongue. Oh, and I'm …

Oct 2, 2015
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Fuck I am so angry right now. Fuck.

Sep 22, 2015
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Friday Night By Myself For a Change! Woohoo! Wine it is!

Sep 18, 2015
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Ojala Que Todos en Chile Son Bienes

Sep 18, 2015
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I like my women like I like my wine

Sep 5, 2015
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I need a fucking cigarette.

Sep 3, 2015
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Am I the only drunk on here tonight? Anybody? Buehler?

Aug 27, 2015
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captainmcbarky:
Seriously though, @tbars  and @libris and @dementia, am I again the only drunk fucker on here again?  Oh well, que sera, sera.
Aug 28, 2015

Eight fucking days in this wine-less hell hole...fuck me.

Aug 22, 2015
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paradigma:
Tomorrow is a new day. Good vibes for u dear. 🙏💕
Aug 27, 2015
captainmcbarky:
Gracias, tengo un vaso de tinto en mis manos ahora...
Aug 27, 2015
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