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Thursday Nov 02, 2006

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Ships log November 2, 1732

Have not sighted land in the past 83 days. Five days we have been adrift in calm waters without the slightest breeze in our sails.

The men grow more restless, buggery at an all time high. The ships doctor reports that Mister Thomas, a comely lad of the age of 18, sphincter muscle is at the point of near collapse. The doctor has begun construction of a device comprised of coconut husks and cork that he believes may remedy the situation.

Everyday the crew grows more superstitious. I've posted a double guard at the ships hold comprised of my most trusted lads.

More and more everyday the crew voices concern that our cargo of severed monkey phalluses has brought on our bad luck. I fear an example most be made of the most vocal of the crew before whispers of mutiny begin to spread.
ARRR!!!
aaronsrod:
can I do the exampling ARRR!!!
Nov 2, 2006
ladymaze:
Thankies!
Nov 3, 2006

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