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captainhook

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Sunday Mar 12, 2006

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13 things on Captain Hooks mind.

It must be spring because I have a serious case of Bi-fever.

I had a dream last night that I was talking to my mom (she passed away in 2000) and I told her that I was going to quit ROTC because it wasnt any fun. She was disappointed because she thought a military career would be good for me. I couldnt tell her the reason I wanted to quit was because I have lost faith in this country and didnt what to die in a pointless war. It was an odd dream.

Last week my roommate woke me up at 5 in the morning when he was having chest pain. I called an ambulance and went to the ER with him. Hes fine, they did a bunch of test and everything look good: they just dont know what the deal is with his heart. This is whats brought my mom back up for me. She died of heart failure. It will be six years in August but it sure doesnt feel like it was that long ago.

I was in a truck stop and I saw a five-armed baby that could play Pachelbel's Canon on the piano with his feet. Man that was one talented baby.

Theres a piece of smoked fish in my refrigerator that I think is malevolent.

If everything goes well, it looks like Ill be getting an agent for my writing. A friend (another writer) of a friend is going into the business and she likes my stuff. Im not going to hold breath, but it looks good at the moment. Man, how wild would that be if I actually got published! Im talking in a book, that people buy, crazy.

I was so sick last week I thought I had clown fever.

Yesterday I heard a rock block of Duran Duran from their album Arena, Hungry like the Wolf, Union of the Snake and Wild Boys. I was rockn it 1984 style. Why do they call it a rock Block when they only play three songs? Isnt that a rock Triangle? Not that anyone cares, but on a side note, I got my first blowjob while listening to this album.

A friend of mine is going to get a branding done. I personally am not into it. Im sure it can be done well and look good but I havent seen one yet that Ive liked. The only thing about it that I could get into it would probably be the pain. I think Ive become a pain junkie, but not just any kind of pain, its got to be that good kind that pushes you to the edge and blows your mind.

Some people would say I just far too many issues, they may be right, but thats just how I roll.

When I was 18 I was a chaperon on a Camp Fire Girls camping trip for teenage girls.

Sometimes late at night, right before the Ambin kicks in and puts me to sleep, Ill be watching Adult Swim and think to myself, am I really seeing this or am I having a flash back?

Squidbillys is possibly the greatest cartoon ever.

Im thinking of changing my name to Captain Jack. I miss Jack.

I guess thats it for now. I need to go to the store. If you were waiting to hear what my deep profound thought was from my last post, sorry. Turns out it was neither deep, nor profound.

Did you know spell check catches blowjob as a compound word?

Oh yeah, I need more friends, not that you five arn't just too cool for school but I think it's time for more.
ninedayjane:
I'm glad your roommate is ok. Oh and just so you know I'm all the friend you need EVER! Mwahahahahaha!

ARRR!!!
Mar 12, 2006
fenstar:
always with the waiting wink
Mar 20, 2006

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