I got my tonsils taken out yesterday. Thankfully I haven't had to use them, but the doctor gave me some suppositories in case I became nauseous, and here's what it says on the instructions on the label: "Take one per rectum every six hours as needed." Per rectum? How many rectums do they think I have, or am I supposed to share them like some recreational drug? It's hard to imagine someone saying, "Dude, let me get a hit off that suppository, man." But, you never know.