captaingeech

I'm not greedy but I know I'm going to make a lot of money someday because I have so many brilliant ideas (he said half jokingly). I seem to have a gift in the food / service sector. Here are some of my ideas:

A Chinese restaurant / gambling parlor called "You Dim Sum You lose Some." (At least a million dollar idea right there). If that doesn't work I can always go for the Chinese food and comedy club called "Wok-a Wok-a Wok-a," but that would be kind of silly.

I would also like to open a gas station called GasStop O.' Everyone would dress up like the SS and treat you very poorly when you ask for service. It would be like that restaurant "dick's last resort" where they purposefully treat you with disdain except it would be a gas stop. Get it?

I've always thought someone needed to create a delivery ice cream business, and lately I've been thinking it should be me, since no one else seems to be doing it. I shall call it, "I SCREAM IN YOUR FACE!!" And every time you open the door the delivery person will scream the name in your face.