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captaincrass

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Wednesday Nov 19, 2003

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cloudy thoughts eating clever, self-mutalating, focused, precise holes in my head. my shell is wearing thin and theres a dead chicken embryo inside driven mad to death searching for a corner to hide in.

My parents bought a new SUV. and not just any, a JEEP CHEROKEE. That 5.9 litre V8 engine provides the speed and agility along with the best towing power in its class. A definite must in the SUV crazed AMERICA we live in. It was just a matter of time I guess.

On a heavier note, I was pleased to see a mutilated baby deer on my way home. Not just your trendy death with a twisted neck all hunched over in a pool of its own blood. But an Origional display of intestines bladder and stomach strewn across the freeway with vomit and shit fabulousley leading up to it, displaying all the proper workings of a good kill. I suddenly realized my appetite for Burger king had come back, and I needed to feed the monkey.

"GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUSE WAYS"

please turn to page 154 of your life manuals and repeat after me. Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?
longblackbangs:
wow...why do you have to barrage me with all this verbal and visual imagery all at once. First of all i just got off the ground from rolling around for the past five minutes at the fact that you actually found an article about someone who writes that Laffy Taffy garbage and is giving credit to someone for doing it. I would love to give that guy a swift kick in the ass. Secondly the profile picture...i need say no more.

Tell the folks congrats on the new purchase.
"Wriggle in that middle class, get a nicer car full of discount tags, if your feeling trapped or too attached...remember we wanted that."

i think im gonna start an activist movement that involves scrapping up the largest/bloodiest/most faces of death worthy carcases of the road and just hucking them onto the shiny tile floors of this great lands most successful fastfood resturants and then fight the employees/customers who gets grossed out and doesn't see the irony.

i will probably get arrested or murdered by some meathead (no pun intended) eating his six dollar burger within the first 2-3 franchises but i think while am im at it I think i will make some new and interesting color schemes of brown, red, grey, and whatever Carls Jr's fucking colors are.





i didn't know we were even supposed to open the manuals up yet. Mine is still in the shrink-wrap because I am still contemplating returning it to the bookstore and dropping this burdensome class...
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