Tonight I played DD.
Dropped kids A off at the bar, kids C and I went to Paris. I drank an iced crowbar (quad esspresso and cream) and a cup of coffee. Three hours later picked up kids A from streets of london. 23 year old #f got drunk for the first time tonight. Took kids #f, D, tom, and #4 to get more liquor. 5 guys packed in a 1990 nissan sentra, all yelling and blasting grind at 75 mph. Best car ride ever. Picked up liquor, almost got ass kicked, dropped #f, D, tom and #4 off at #f's house, took kids C home, went back to #f's house. Drank a beer, took pictures, too much nakedness, $%'s chest was lit on fire with air freshener. blistered nipple. laughed way too much. Took $% and tom home, stopped at diner and had a muffin and coffee.
Now I am home. It is 5:23 am. My face hurts from laughing so much and I have a nice little buzz to compliment my caffine high. I'm going to bed. And for this I am smiling.
Dropped kids A off at the bar, kids C and I went to Paris. I drank an iced crowbar (quad esspresso and cream) and a cup of coffee. Three hours later picked up kids A from streets of london. 23 year old #f got drunk for the first time tonight. Took kids #f, D, tom, and #4 to get more liquor. 5 guys packed in a 1990 nissan sentra, all yelling and blasting grind at 75 mph. Best car ride ever. Picked up liquor, almost got ass kicked, dropped #f, D, tom and #4 off at #f's house, took kids C home, went back to #f's house. Drank a beer, took pictures, too much nakedness, $%'s chest was lit on fire with air freshener. blistered nipple. laughed way too much. Took $% and tom home, stopped at diner and had a muffin and coffee.
Now I am home. It is 5:23 am. My face hurts from laughing so much and I have a nice little buzz to compliment my caffine high. I'm going to bed. And for this I am smiling.
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