captaincolorado

Where to begin?

Thursday 5:30pm - My modem has heart attack and promptly dies. fuck.
Thursday 10:00pm - I leave my cave to go sit at Dennys for 5 hours.
Friday 12:00pm - Played Monkey Ball extensivly
Friday 5:00pm - Went back to Dennys with Theresa.
Friday 7:00pm - Aquire a pint of Jack.
Friday 11:00pm - Start drinking.
Friday 11:15pm - Lucky number 7 down the hatch.
Friday 11:30pm - Fuck. I am drunk.
Saturday 2:00am - Time for sleep.
Saturday ? - I am awake.
Saturday ? - Time to eat
Saturday 11:00pm - I start drinking.
Saturday 11:30pm - I am done drinking and quite drunk.
Sunday 12:00pm - This is the part where I accomplish nothing.
Monday 2:00pm - My cast is removed. Rock.
Monday 7:00pm - Band practice. Whoa Baby.
Tuesday 8:30am - I just woke up for the fucking tech to come and give me a new modem.

What did I learn this weekend?

.I no longer like Jack.
.I am very unproductive when I have no internet.
.The bottom of my foot is really tender. It hurts.
.My singers old band's guitarist could stick his penis in a beer bottle. This boggles my mind.
.My band has a set list now. 2-1-4-3-5
.Too bad that doesn't mean anything to you, because it's really fucking awesome.
.Think Dillinger meets the Locust.
.I'm tired.

Update: I just watched House of 1000 Corpses. It's damn good.