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Hilarity in the juxtaposition of advertising

Today, i sat on my couch, drinking coffee and taking notes while watching Bravo's 100 Scariest Movie Moments. During a comercial break i saw an add for e-Harmony.com. It was to say the least, cute. The end on the ad showed a man proposing to the woman he met on the web site. It seemed very spontanious and she tearfully said yes after a shocked gasp. I'll admit, i teared up the way my mother used to in the 80s while watching those long distance ads.

Directly after, the next comercial was about women shitting them selves. I'm not kidding. A 40ish year old woman looking into the camera and says "I can't believe i'm about to tell you this. Sometimes i have trouble making it to the bathroom in time." Then there is a montage of shitty pants women smiling because they've fixed thier shittyness. What can i say, it gave me the most humorous hard on of all time.