Well tonight was basicly "Early Christmas" for me.
My girl and her friends gathered for an early gift giving and general Christmas festivities (lots of drinking) it was early cuz everyone is going home soon (college town, very few of us actually live here).
It was alot of fun despite the fact that that was the most penis i have ever seen...
That requires much explanation...
It all started with a skinny drunk white boy, the gift giving time had come and one of the girls comes out with a santa hat and asks who wants to be Santa (the one to hand out the gifts from under the tree)...someone nearby blurts out that Santa has to be topless
(the girl holding the hat originally was pleasantly large chested, which explains why he said it)
But before anyone can laugh or react the drunk white boy (for abbrieviations sake, he will be "Nathan") rips off his shirt and grabs the hat.
After a gift or two he loses the pants too for some reason, by some odd luck someone had gotten him christmas themed boxers which he decided to change into right then and there (in the kitchen)
Lots of odd drunkenness later he wanders outside briefly and one of the girls pants him, so he just casually walks inside with his boxers around his ankles....and doesn't put anything on for several minutes.
I luckily forsaw the pantsing and looked away (to spare the later need for therapy)...but he randomly dropped his pants at some other time and caught me unawares.
It was a funny night and all and all pretty kewl (plus my girlfriend got me the new Zelda game for the DS...
)
I know weird people
My girl and her friends gathered for an early gift giving and general Christmas festivities (lots of drinking) it was early cuz everyone is going home soon (college town, very few of us actually live here).
It was alot of fun despite the fact that that was the most penis i have ever seen...
That requires much explanation...
It all started with a skinny drunk white boy, the gift giving time had come and one of the girls comes out with a santa hat and asks who wants to be Santa (the one to hand out the gifts from under the tree)...someone nearby blurts out that Santa has to be topless
(the girl holding the hat originally was pleasantly large chested, which explains why he said it)
But before anyone can laugh or react the drunk white boy (for abbrieviations sake, he will be "Nathan") rips off his shirt and grabs the hat.
After a gift or two he loses the pants too for some reason, by some odd luck someone had gotten him christmas themed boxers which he decided to change into right then and there (in the kitchen)
Lots of odd drunkenness later he wanders outside briefly and one of the girls pants him, so he just casually walks inside with his boxers around his ankles....and doesn't put anything on for several minutes.
I luckily forsaw the pantsing and looked away (to spare the later need for therapy)...but he randomly dropped his pants at some other time and caught me unawares.
It was a funny night and all and all pretty kewl (plus my girlfriend got me the new Zelda game for the DS...
)
I know weird people