captain_midnight

I had a crazy dream last night, it was one of those weird all-encompassing ones.

It all started out when I got my new Windows 7 Mobile phone (probably not going to win out over my iPhone, but I definitely feel like I should give it a try, since its part of my job). I was looking at the maps feature and it was really cool and 3d, and I zoomed in on Manhattan, and then suddenly there I was riding a very strange steam train out of town, on what in my dream was the Long Island Railroad. The train went across a big bridge and then onto some kind of barge that took it across the water to what would turn out to be a chicken processing plant. It was pretty gross, but nothing too bad until I got to the room where they were killing the chickens, and there was this horrible noise as each chicken went into this machine that I could only imagine was chopping their heads off with some kind of circular saw.
After I walked away from that, the chicken plant kind of changed into some kind of grocery store, and Sarah Palin was there (seriously, who dreams about politicians?), and I kept yelling 'GRIFTER!!!" while she was trying to give a speech, and when she was done I walked up and called her a whore (seriously, that's the kind of insult I'd never actually use on anyone). After that it was suddenly a church service and everyone was walking out, and surprisingly no one was giving me a hard time about insulting Sarah, even though the parking lot was full of her fans.

Strange stuff indeed! I'm just glad I got a chance to write it down before I forgot all of it. Its not too often that I have such vivid dreams, and I don't think I've ever had one with any kind of celebrity in it. Hopefully this trend continues though, because I'm getting sick of the mundane dreams I've been having lately that aren't even worth writing down.