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Sunday Jun 13, 2010

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Something just reminded me of a funny thing that happened to me a few years back.

I was hanging out at this bar in Minneapolis, next door to the place where some friends were going to play later. They were setting up, doing soundcheck, etc, so I went next door with all the band wives/girlfriends/etc, and we were sitting in a booth eating some dinner. This really drunk guy comes up and says "How come you get to hog all the pretty girls in here?" (I was sitting in the middle with 2 on each side of me) I told 'em its 'cause I'm a pimp and these are my bitches. He replies "How come you get all these hot girls? You're so ugly!"....in a rare moment of extreme wit, I say "Well, I'm pretty where it counts" and point down.
He tries leaning over the table to see what I'm pointing at and I give him a little push and he falls over backwards and is escorted out of the bar.
Maybe its not so funny now that I wrote it all down, but I must have laughed about it for 2 hours straight after that.
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