Oh the hilarity!
So I'm sitting at home on thursday night, doing the usual, sitting on the couch, watching whatever netflix I currently have, and playin around on my computer, when all of a sudden I get this random message on yahoo messenger, something like "I saw you on yahoo profiles and I think you're cute". I kind of figured it was one of those things where its some bot trying to get me to go to a porn site.
Well, I humored her for awhile and kind of discovered that it seemed like she was a pretty legit girl. Basically, 'she' said she wanted to come over to my apartment and give me an anonymous blowjob. Anonymous blowjob, you say? Yes, that's exactly what I say.
While I was sort of strangely fascinated by the idea, the majority of the thinking part of my brain said its a TERRIBLE idea. I chatted with her a few times since then, and then on sunday, I said something about making sure she was really female, and there came the big freakout. "I've never been so insulted by a trick ass mark blah blah blah"......trick-ass mark.....yeah, those are the exact words. I dunno about you, but that doesn't seem like the kind of thing a girl would say.
So yeah, sounds to me like 'she' was a 'he'. Good thing my better judgement prevailed, or else I dunno what might have heppened. I still think its hilarious though, the random blowjob thing. I guess I've never had something like that happen before, and had I REALLY wanted to, I guess I could have gotten one. I just don't think I could feel good about myself, having an anonymous blowjob. That just seems disgusting, but initially I thought it seemed oddly interesting, yet rather disgusting.
So yeah, that's my story, no anonymous blowjob for me, and as you can tell, I'm totally crushed by that fact.
So I'm sitting at home on thursday night, doing the usual, sitting on the couch, watching whatever netflix I currently have, and playin around on my computer, when all of a sudden I get this random message on yahoo messenger, something like "I saw you on yahoo profiles and I think you're cute". I kind of figured it was one of those things where its some bot trying to get me to go to a porn site.
Well, I humored her for awhile and kind of discovered that it seemed like she was a pretty legit girl. Basically, 'she' said she wanted to come over to my apartment and give me an anonymous blowjob. Anonymous blowjob, you say? Yes, that's exactly what I say.
While I was sort of strangely fascinated by the idea, the majority of the thinking part of my brain said its a TERRIBLE idea. I chatted with her a few times since then, and then on sunday, I said something about making sure she was really female, and there came the big freakout. "I've never been so insulted by a trick ass mark blah blah blah"......trick-ass mark.....yeah, those are the exact words. I dunno about you, but that doesn't seem like the kind of thing a girl would say.
So yeah, sounds to me like 'she' was a 'he'. Good thing my better judgement prevailed, or else I dunno what might have heppened. I still think its hilarious though, the random blowjob thing. I guess I've never had something like that happen before, and had I REALLY wanted to, I guess I could have gotten one. I just don't think I could feel good about myself, having an anonymous blowjob. That just seems disgusting, but initially I thought it seemed oddly interesting, yet rather disgusting.
So yeah, that's my story, no anonymous blowjob for me, and as you can tell, I'm totally crushed by that fact.