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I suppose I should qualify that latest post. I met this girl last weekend who kept talking about how great her boobs are, so finally I broke down on wednesday and told here I needed to see them, so she showed me and said "That's what $8000 will buy you".

They were indeed nice, nice and soft too, not super firm like a lot of...
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$8000 buys a very nice set of boobs

Well, despite not having to make a long road trip in the snow this weekend, things were pretty good. Saturday was Marijuanica, which is quite possibly the best holiday of the year. 8 person hookah, lots of munchies, yeah, good stuff!
After spending a few hours in clouds of smoke I went out to a friend of mine's place for a massive burning of debris...
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Jesus and Moses were strolling by the Red Sea, when Moses nudged Jesus and said, "Psst. Hey, Jesus, I've still got it."

Moses turned towards the Red Sea and lifted his staff on high. The angels began to sing, the gentle sea breeze turned into a raging gale, and the waters of the Red Sea were parted. Moses lowered his arms and, with a smug...
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Well, the gig is off, too many wives didn't want their guys out driving in the snow.......so blah! Its probably for the best though.

Let me qualify what I said before about snow and how much I love it.

As I was driving home from work today, and going about 20 miles an hour down the icy freeway, I slide right off the road and into the median. The price to get towed out......$92!

Maybe I don't love the snow as much as I thought. I guess its time...
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Yep, the snow's starting to fall. 12-20 inches by friday. WOOO!

I love snowstorms. I really do.

So, the total is about 19 inches here. 19 inches of snow! It was a lot of fun tromping through almost 2 feet of snow on saturday night to the bar. Sure, I got there, it was the bartender that I hate, and there were like 5 people in the whole place, but I felt a sense of accomplishment for having made it to the...
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Well, I wish I had something to complain about. I'm loving the blizzard, loving staying at home, loving the grilled cheese I just made. Yeah, sorry folks, nothing to bitch about here.
I'm going to go outside and tromp around in the snow after I have 5 or 6 more beers and regress into childhood.

Well, life's been kind of slow around here lately, and I guess its not that bad of a thing. Sometimes lots of excitement really kind of drags things down (and drains my wallet awfully fast). Nobody's died while I was talking to them lately, nobody's gone to jail, none of that. About the most interesting that's happened to me lately was yesterday, an old friend...
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(Sometimes I Feel So) Uninspired
(Winwood/Capaldi)

Sometimes I feel so uninspired
Sometimes I feel like giving up
Sometimes I feel so very tired
Sometimes I feel like I've had enough
Sometimes you feel like you've been hired
Sometimes you feel like you've been bought
Sometimes you feel like your room's been wired
Sometimes you feel like you've been caught
But don't let it get you...
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All right, its official, we're throwing a summer music festival! WOOO! Hopefully we can make it happen and not totally lose our asses. It should be loads of fun, we've got a great venue, lots of good bands lined up, and fun guaranteed for all!