Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!

Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Can swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!

David Dark comin at 'em
He's got fucking ultimate fighting championship moves!
Here comes Spidey
He's not fucking really Spidey
His moves didn't work because he's fucking Spidey!

Spiderman doesn't look right
He looks like cheap ass!
Spidey wearing the nike shoes
I can see in the fucking BVDs
Outline...oh fuck Stay totally still!

Stay totally still
It's fucking sassafrassquatch!
I've been searching for him for ten years
And now's my chance to capture him
I'm not moving on...fuck!

He's using the web! He's using the web!
Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence!
He's using the fucking Spidey
Twa, it didn't hold 'em!
It fucking holds almost everbody
But it didn't work on Sass!

He fucking used a Matrix move!
He fucking used a Matrix move!
Doosh!
Ha! Wanna fucking bowl?
What the fuck is going down? Somebody help us

He's got the tranquilizer gun!
David Dark's got the tranquil gun
He shot him in the ass with tranquilizer gun
But it didn't...(starts to laugh)
Why's he have his cock out? That's not right!

Here comes Sassafrass! He's fucking really pissed off
Now what the fuck is happening tonight?
It's looking like a fight!
No! (starts to laugh a lot)

You should've fucking known!
Not to pull out your dick in front of Sass
He'll rip that shit right off! Now you're fucking bummed
What are you doing..no, no no
Don't make him suck your chode! Ah Jesus!

He's sucking on his fucking chode!
He's gonna shoot your fucking load
If I don't Sassafrass! Who's gonna shoot the load?
Ahh! That's no ordinary creamer!

What the fuck? Thats bad news Bears.
That's a lot of cum! That's way too much Sass cum
Sassafrass...he hasn't fucking done enough

He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position
I don't know what for!
But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again)

The ultimate bomb, ya'll.
Aww, no. The ultimate fighting championship
He's flinging shit! And he's taking a dump

Ah Jesus. Wait a second, he's got him tricked!
The old stick for the fucking Sassafrass trick
Works every time. See if you can keep him alive
That rips. Life is a great big hang up.
Whenever there's a bang up!
You'll see Sassafrass and Spiderman!
Taking a shit on David Dark!