capt_sparrow

so what did you all do this weekend. me i went to the renaissance festival it was a blast. its like a dungeons and dragons geeks fantasy dome true. not that i hae room to speak i used to play d&d when you first go in you watch the kings court with a bunch of people you would think are part of the show nope they are just normal people there dressed like the part then the king comes and off goes the cannons and we enter.

so when i first got into the gates there was this girl with a small bird cage talking to the invisble thing in it and she sees me 'ohh yes i see the guy with the suicide girls logo on his shirt ohh he is a naughty boy ' by this time im laughing and looking to see what the hell she is talking to ' ohh dont look at her you perv i know what your thinking naughty boy. although i do like them naughty ' i sadly didnt say much cuz there was alot of people walking through so i spent a good majority of the day looking for her maybee ill find her here if she is a member

so the first show we say was puke and snot they were fucking hilarous. im glad i didnt sit close or i would have had a hair full of chewed up carrots from puke spitting them all over.


then walking around after that a saw elephant rides $3 fucking right im goin to ride a elephant


then i saw the biggest horse ive ever seen


and this guy im not sure if its a ox or some weird thing ive never seen


the games were pretty cool like this one were they hit apples off the tops of poles with spears and swords i was hoping for jousting


went through the hobbit hole into the secret garden were i saw these two hot girls on top of a gnoll


saw lots of cool things that were wayyy over priced i did get a nice leather mug for $75 then mug i wanted was turned pewter really shiny and nice $100 im happy with my leather mug and my pewter clear bottom mug there was alot of swords i wanted like this really nice and heavy cutlass. i was talking to the girl who was selling them and shes telling me about them yeah the come balance sharpend and battle ready what the fuck do you need a sword thats battle ready in these ages. crazy shit. they wanted $225 for it ill buy the same one from bud k catalog

also had my first black and tan yes i know also known as half and half. it was good i had a couple of em. it was for sure a good time i got a couple pics dressed up as a king one with my ma and one of just me in a breast plate and a battle axe ill scan them and post them later.

damn this is the longest journal entry ive ever down well you all have a great week and ill catch ya on the flip side