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Sunday Aug 21, 2005

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So since ther isnt a hell of alot to say ill just put up something funny

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
melladoree:
OH YEAH! BUT my tummy has been bothering me I think it does not like me drinking beer all day everyday!!!
Aug 22, 2005
williamtrinity:
I can't say "Specificity" even when i'm dead sober!!!
Aug 22, 2005

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