capt_sparrow

What a fuckin awsome weekend. Friday i worked a party for this ladys 50th bday. She was a fuckin party animal. She was walkin around grabbin her boob, tellin people to grab her boob, grabing her boob to tun the mic up, and apperently im now in her will. hahaha. then saturday i had clinic and my last client was great. She wanted all deep tissue so that what i gave her. Well afterward she asked if i do 2hour. well i do i love 2 hours. Well she wanted to book and i dont have any openings till april 6 none for a 2 hour till april 9 but shes goin to be gone in april u dont even know how stoked i am that she asked that.

Then i went to work and a guy i worked with a papa murphys was doin the production work for the band. Then later his mom the manager i worked for at this papa murphys was there but the guy who owns this papa murphys was to cheap to dish out the $45 bucks for her to eat. This guy owns 3 stores and workin on his 4th. Well we had some extras and i dont like pork so i gave her my meal.

another thing that really made my weekend was ive been goin to the gym for the past 3 weeks tryin to shead some lbs but i havnt lost any ive maintained between 195 and 200 and all weekend mavis have u lost some weight. I heard this from 2 girls i like, my boss, and the bar manager

girls are confusing. well blaine keeps winking at me, hitting me, teasing me(talk about grade skool flirting), and she keeps coming to me for help with heavy things. What the hell is she doin this to fuck with me or what? not that i really care its just when i did like her she didnt like me now i dont like her and now she keeps doin all that. but hay im probably blowin all this out of perporsion (sp)

Weird stuff today. i was workin down in the locker room today and we have a motion detector on the lights by the front door. well i sit and watch tv in the back of the room and i stand up when the light goes on. well it goes on and noone walks in. Im like what the hell. then i here someone psst psst from the door way i cant see that far. ive watched too many scary movies and i know well enuff not to go check it out. so i wait for a few minutes then check it out noones out in the hall. so i go the break room and this girl kara ( whom i like) is in there and she looks at me all googly eyed and tells me theres food up stairs. ok so my thoughts are was it her who set the motion sensor off and do the psst to get my attention or what?


well bravo if u actully read all that and just for that ill let u in on a secret i do my best thinking on the toilet


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