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Sunday Feb 25, 2007

Feb 25, 2007
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so its been awhile well heres been whats goin on in a nut shell

* date with tacoma skank was alright, picked her up, ate dinner took her home, and then drove away fast quick.
* thing with ex gf was bs we were suppose to hang out 3 times so far and each time something came up on her end fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me fool me three times well i guess you got me when i wasnt looking.
*work suxs ive sent in my resume to 5 diffrent places and so far nothing not even a sorry but you suck ass blackeyed
*compton party was friday and it was awesome we went to safeway to buy more beer and i ended up buyin a $17 bottle of wine thinkin it was beer cuz it was in the beer section and i dont really care much for wine its sandman porto shocked
*ive been sic twice in 2 weeks puke
*ive also been feelin knda down latly too skull

well heres hot girls and good tunes

Scarlett


Idalys


tunes for the week

Guttermouth casserole of life

Im Gonna bake today
Try a new recipe
Throw out a new apron
Move over bacon here comes something meatier

The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life
The ingredients are things that you can't live without

Life can only be
What you put into it
My life is my casserole
And I want to fill it with fun, fun, fun, fun

The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life
The ingredients are things that you can't live without
Everybody's recipe is different upon what you put in
these are the things that make my life taste good

Donut, bacon, hot-dog on a stick
Machine guns, gambling, hooker turning tricks
Fireworks hunting, tons and tons of drugs
Taxidermy

Sometimes you can get burned
But that's how you learn
to change your recipe
And step on up to the donut gem of life yea!

The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life
The ingredients are things that you can't live without
Everybody's recipe is different upon what you put in
these are the things that make my life taste good

Hot tubs, cross bows, setting forest fires
Styrofoam, TV, Slashing all your tires
liquor, Ding dong, pawning mommy's ring
Unemployment

The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life
The ingredients are things that you can't live without
Everybody's recipe is different upon what you put in
these are the things that make my life taste good


liam lynch my untited states of whatever

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was, like, all "ehhhh"
And I was, like, "whatever!"

Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like,
"Hey, aren't you that dude?"
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

So later I'm at the pool hall
And this girl comes up
And she's, like, "awww"
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Cuz this is my
United States of Whatever!
And this is my
United States of Whatever!
And this is my
United States of Whatever!

And then it's three A.M.
And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather
This dude comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!"
I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley
Officer Leroy comes up and is, like,
"Hey, I thought I told you..."
And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

And then up comes Zafo
I'm, like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?"
He's, like, "nothin'"
And I'm, like, "that's cool."

Cuz this is my
United States of Whatever!
And this is my
United States of Whatever!


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