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Friday Oct 27, 2006

Oct 27, 2006
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you know how much it suxs to wake up to a girl crying in your living room ya it suxs alot. so from the begining. i wake up this morning and my friend amy is on roomies comp at the end of the hall. i jump in the shower. get out and hear her in the living room peek around and flip her off. thats how i greet people then i relize she is crying her eyes out. eeek ohhh shit and i just fliped her off blackeyed well she was on her her bf myspace, he is also my friend rummy, well he has been messegeing his ex about doin naughty stuff with said ex. eeek i guess this isnt the first time he has cheated on her so thats why she was snooping. she said shes done with him. and what suxs for him is she is kinda wealthy and she bought him a mice truck and paid for the new engine for the truck after he blew it. she said shes taking it back tongue suxs for him. i still cant belive it ive knowen rummy for awhile and he never seems like the person to do that. confused


so anyway enuff with that. i got my truck fixed this past week it still leaks alittle bit but fuck it. the transmission line is leaking alot so i need to fix that. monday ill probably start sanding it for paint.

just got the new ziggy marley album its awesome i really dig it man.

saturday is the halloween party im stoked it should be fun. im goin as either a skelton from the day of the dead parade or the crow. itshould be fun lots of peole this time i hope. my room mates like i dont want a hole shit load but hey itll still be fun.

well not much else so here is soe funny and girl of the week and song

9 things a evil villian needs

1. You need a castle
Preferably one in the mountains of some remote eastern European country. When shopping for a good stronghold, always remember to look for proper dungeon space, good schools, and a self destruct option. A skull on the exterior announcing your evilness to all visitors is optimal. Make sure you opt for full coverage homeowners insurance, as the self destruction option will inevitably be put to use at some time during your career.

2. You need an army of ninjas
A lot of villains overlook this. You must be able to back up your demands with good old fashioned ass kicking's, the kind of ass kicking's that can only be delivered by roving gangs of rogue ninjas. Make sure you do not hire ninjas without reputable references, as most ninjas on the market nowadays are just out of work pirates in black costumes.

3. You need a laser
No plan for world domination is complete without a laser to point at things. Lesser villains use laser pointers to disrupt movie premiers. Note that this does not count as having a laser. This only counts as being an asshole

4. You need a video camera
You have to have some way to announce your plans to the world, and by video camera, I don't mean a ten dollar webcam and YouTube. Don't be so cheap. The world will never take you seriously, no matter how many ninjas you may have, if you are featured on websites next to the Numa Numa kid

5. You need a tank of sharks
You do not need any shark food. It is a good idea to store them in what looks like a regular pool so when the hero tries to penetrate your fortress and decides to take a leisurely swim he will get eaten. It may sound ridiculous, but studies show that 90% of all heroes who have attempted infiltration are eaten by sharks while swimming in villain's pools.

6. You need a British accent
No one quite knows what it is, but there is just something sinister about the way people from Great Brittan talk. Just the sound of it inspires thoughts of arrogance and indifference. Skeletor, the greatest villain in history, seems to be the lone exception. He doesn't even have to talk to be evil.

7. You need a staff of imbeciles
Every villain with any real aspirations of world domination surrounds himself by at least six or seven people who can and most likely will fuck everything up. These people are kept on the payroll to make you look good with the stipulation that they will eventually be killed for their insolence. They understand this when they are hired. The trick is to kill them at the second before they hit the self destruct button prematurely.

8. You need a control room
It has to have a lot of computer stuff in it and some guy who lives there. The guy who lives there has to know everything about everything and advise you in a wise way. Of course, this is advice you piss on every chance you get, but it is always good to have it around to curse when your plans fail.

9. You need a monkey
The reason no villain has ever conquered the world is because he has never had a monkey. It is a proven fact that a man with a monkey can not be defeated. Do not argue this with me. I have a monkey, you can not win.

Lucinda


Princess



ziggy marley - Black cat

Black Cat

Black cat come visit me, I don't care what people say
I saw your hazel eyes, sparkling in the moonlight

Black cat one day things will change, I'm gonna wipe away your bad name
my friend tells me you're no good, and I say hey I'm not afraid

Black cat you're beautiful, why does everybody run away
has anybody told you, I care
has anybody told you, I love you

Black cat come visit me, I don't care what people say
I saw your hazel eyes, sparkling in the moonlight
black cat things will change, I'm gonna wipe away your bad name
black cat you're beautiful, black cat, black cat


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