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Wednesday Jul 05, 2006

Jul 4, 2006
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HAPPY FOURTH MOTHER FOKERS!!!!!!

just got back from my friend jermeys ma's house. fun and not so fun fun cuz i got to look a sad car such as a 63 bel air that sits and collects bees nests its all origanal perfect body i mean PERFECT body all glass and taillights and shit perfect. just sitting with its surface rust waiting. and finally got to look in on the sadder of the two a 58 corvette primer gray sitting there collecting mold and mudd. the interior is still mint all it needs is a bit of paint and maybee a little engine tweaking and it would be the perfect show car. frown frown frown it makes me cry a little. jermeys ma wants to sell it but his dad wont let it go. id be the firt to ofer to buy it fix it up and sell it back to him for a dollar. just cuz he is as close as my family. i got pics of both ill post tommorow.
had to wait for jermeys wife to get off work to get there to light off any fireworks whatever ohhh and then wait for the 2 of them to stop fighting to start em. then wait a little longer for jermeys parents to stop fightin. ohhh but before that is the cake his sister and her bf where fighting to cuz he took to long at the store so her, ma and her friend left. so her kid was screaming, cuz he wants to light shit on fire, and the dad just sits there so nannie sparrow to the rescue.down on his eye level " hey buddy lets wait a bit and will go back out and have some fun but for now how about you go play with some cars" kid stoped cryin imeditly. which made me relize im goin to make a kick ass dad when i feel ready. for now ill stick with gettin a dag.

so on to the job front. I FUCKING HATE TACO BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad mad mad every damn day its worse. im sick of it. the place is a joke the boss hires nothing but fuck crackheads. a girl has no called no showed 4 days in a row. calls in today ahhh do i still have a job or what? just a sec ill call sam the boss. hey sam does she still have a job? ahh yeah have her come in she still has a job. this place is a fuckin joke im conveinced youd have to shank a person infront of her while callin her a cunt and you might be fired but chances are youll just be told to go home and cool off and she see you tommorow. hence why im takin this shot at a new job at the napa warehouse loading trucks not only is it twice the pay but they give out all the over time you want.

so anyway ive got to go to sleep so heres the girl and song of the week:


sg of my week:

we have a tie this week so first

NormaJean



and Candylac




and song of the week:

also a tie

first Black label society, In This River

I've been around this world
Yet I see no end
All shall fade to black again and again
This storm that's broken me
My only friend

In this river all shall fade to black
In ths river ain't no coming back
In this river all shall fade to black
Ain't no coming back

Withdrawn I step away
Just to find myself
The door is closed again
The only one left
This storm that's broken me
My only friend


and bloodhound gang, Right Turn Clyde

Times New Roman you know the type
Calling me Public Enemy, but don't believe the hype
Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me
Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hick
Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick
How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?
Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards"
That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must've given up on hair plugs cause now you're going toupee

All in all you're just another dick with no balls
All in all you're just another dick with no balls

Mama said talk this out and resolve
Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished high school
Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like em battered
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel
Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?
Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime
I'll be glad to do your girlfriend, I'll be glad that you do time
Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone
When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone

All in all you're just another dick with no balls
All in all you're just another dick with no balls

Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde

azmaria:
i promise next time there will be smuggling of you in a suitcase involved! smile
Jul 9, 2006
mooncalf2:
I didn't think I had roaming either, but I didn't even think of the possibility of occuring those charges! definately blows, but if you would like to donate to the "Sharon's stupid cell phone bill fund" it would be much appreciated! biggrin
Jul 12, 2006

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