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Tuesday Feb 28, 2006

Feb 28, 2006
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im always a good sport when it comes to these things.... prolly because i get REAL bored and have nothing else to do hah... so here it is... ive been taged...

Seven things I want to do before I die:
1) Visit Japan
2) Tattoo my whole body from my neck down
3) Play a tour all over the states
4) Confront the bitch who made my life hell for 10 yrs and make her feel as bad as i have
5) Teach a kindergarden class
6) See my self as beautiful in my own eyes
7) Write a song with Tenacious D

Seven things I can not do:
1) Smoke weed, i get panic attacks
2) Be alone in the dark
3) Not have a shower everyday
4) Drink Orange pop, the dye makes me retardedly hyper
5) Stop playing any Zelda game
6) Be away from my computer for more than 6 hrs
7) Live with out music in my life

Seven things that attract me to Canada:
1) Snow
2) Forests
3) The mix of people
4) Free healthcare
5) Poutine
6) Furry forest aminals
7) The cartoons made here

Seven things I say most often:
1) Niss, when my brain faults and i cant think of the word i meen to say
2) My penis is bigger than yours
3) Im gonna stick it in your ass
4) eh?
5) Cunt
6) Im hearing that voice again
7) Wheres my kitty?

Seven books (or series) that I love:
1) The Mistmantle chronicles
2) Tank Girl comics
3) Wlekin Weasles
4) Ren and Stimpy
5) Beetle Juice - the cartoon
6) Smoggies
7) The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Seven movies I watch over and over again:
1) Tank Girl
2) The Neverending Story
3) Legend
4) Beetle Juice
5) The Last Unicorn
6) Edward Sissor Hands
7) The Secret of NIMH


this song makes me fuzzy inside.... this is romance to me


This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
darksphere:
UNDERCUT!!!
That's awesome. Like the new profile pic too.
Beautiful. kiss
Mar 2, 2006
monstermurdoch:
I liked the skeleton that wanted a drink he has cool! Drove my mother crazy quoting him all day skull
Mar 2, 2006

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