capncomickazee

YESSSS!!! Just a moment ago I was checking through all the Suicide Girls and I stumble upon the cutest thing since Bambi fucked Thumper. Ok that didn't happen...but you know you'd watch if it did!! Anyway...cute. I found her! Her name is...drum roll please. DUSTY!!! Thats right! Diz-Usty fo shizle!!
She is now my favorite chickie on the entire net!! Even more than Rachel Ray. She is funny as well as drop dead purdy. I seems as though somebody beat her with the purdy stick!! There is a t-shirt with her on it. BUY IT!! I'm gonna. I'll do it right now. For real, watch me. I'm not kidding. For real. I'm gonna. I'm g..e..t..t..i..n..g...c..l..o..s..e..r!! I'll buy it and you can't stop me!! Ok, if you read anything about her you'll know that we can't be. I'm a dude, she want chicks. Well you never know. Maybe after a few expensive and painful surgeries, and a little hormone therapy we could find each other. I can see it all now. The both of us shoplifting each others christmas presents, being mesmerised by shiney objects, buying a home were the toilet seat will always be down. "Sigh." In a perfect world......


......Hey!! What the hell is that shiney thing!?
I'm gonna go git it!!