capnbob

Why am I so excessively horny right now? Ok, I know... we were going to go to the strip club for our two year anniversary, but it turns out we didn't get paid enough so... now I have all that pent up energy without a hot outlet. I just can't get these thoughts out of my head, I'm having very inappropriate fantasies about almost every single one of my female friends and coworkers. I think I'm going to have to spend the evening here on SG, having inappropriate fantasies about all the girls here instead until I've worked this out of my system.

Of course, out of respect for the wonderful ladies on my friends list, I will try to leave you out of impure thoughts unless you don't mind.