Sigh. I was really looking forward to having Kitana over for a private dance... not only is she nerdy and curvy and hot, but she gives these passionate smoldering-hot lap dances that are like getting a full-body massage with more than a hint of being molested. Unfortunately, she rescheduled for next week. She claimed it was because a party she was working at was running long, but she sounded like she had a pretty bad cold on the phone so maybe she'd just rather wait until she's better. That's fine, but it gave me a full-body case of blue balls.