update::
this weekend i got a mold of my teeth taken to get fronts made!! that's right niggaz.... mutha fuckin platnum fronts. what.
that's all that's good in my world right now, really. except that i get to camp out in a schmancy hotel for a week. i'm going to get my friend to dress like a hooker so i can drag her through the...
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this weekend i got a mold of my teeth taken to get fronts made!! that's right niggaz.... mutha fuckin platnum fronts. what.
that's all that's good in my world right now, really. except that i get to camp out in a schmancy hotel for a week. i'm going to get my friend to dress like a hooker so i can drag her through the...
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ok, today I saw the most RANDOM things EVER.
1) A super gay homeless guy in sequined gold vest JCSS stlye stopping his dalmation from attacking a security guard.
2) A girl in Jamba juice with a two inch mole on her shoulder that was fully growing hair.
3) Random child in a blow up pool in a bad neiborhood in the middle of the...
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1) A super gay homeless guy in sequined gold vest JCSS stlye stopping his dalmation from attacking a security guard.
2) A girl in Jamba juice with a two inch mole on her shoulder that was fully growing hair.
3) Random child in a blow up pool in a bad neiborhood in the middle of the...
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phedre:
a random comment to say that I miss and love Jamba juice...
The one in San Antonio closed and I am utterly sad. Because I could live off of that stuff I drank it so often.
Aside from that, I agree with Missy...you're a stud.
The one in San Antonio closed and I am utterly sad. Because I could live off of that stuff I drank it so often.
Aside from that, I agree with Missy...you're a stud.
aiki:
and was katie a good cook like me? 
thanks for driving us in LA...things are ok now.
thanks for driving us in LA...things are ok now.FUCK MY PUSSY DOCTOR
hello my name is wiil, i enjoy brushing my teeth and changing my clothes more than any woman ever.
so lately god has been taking a steaming shit on my chest. my car just finally got fixed, i'm sick of living out of a suitcase and sleeping in an eerily sterile room that is not my own. i've been homeless for...
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hello my name is wiil, i enjoy brushing my teeth and changing my clothes more than any woman ever.
so lately god has been taking a steaming shit on my chest. my car just finally got fixed, i'm sick of living out of a suitcase and sleeping in an eerily sterile room that is not my own. i've been homeless for...
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atmospherik1:
I've got moose bumps.
bettina:
Thanks for holding my crap at the bar. And hooking me up with yummy vegan eats. I didn't get that picture of you next to Charles Bronson's star, doh. What's the website for that dude who took my picture, I'm all curious...like is my face gonna be surrounded by cock or what? Ewwww.
So im back in LA. after the WORST traveling day ever. Ever, ever. ever ever ever.
INS LADY OFFICER WHILE SEARCHING MY BAGS-
Officer: "so whats all this"
Me: "Thats porn, collage strip sluts to be exact"
Officer: While studying the DVD cover carefully " Why do you have all this?"
Me: ...
Officer: while looking up at me "are you gunna awnser me?"
Me:...
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mitsou:
i once was an accomplice to smuggling gay porn into a muslim country.
katie:
"i'm livin, i'm living, in the back seat of my car. "
you love the dwarves, admit it.
ps, i still think you're gay.
you love the dwarves, admit it.
ps, i still think you're gay.
Oh my fucking god, why did the phone have to ring this morning? Best dream EVER....
))))))Wavey effect and harps(((((((( I was standing and watching Eminem get interviewd by people magizine and he stops, turns to me, and hands me a caramello.
yes thats fucking right. a candy bar.
I say 'thank you' and he turns back to the reporter and keeps talking.
I then...
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))))))Wavey effect and harps(((((((( I was standing and watching Eminem get interviewd by people magizine and he stops, turns to me, and hands me a caramello.
yes thats fucking right. a candy bar.
I say 'thank you' and he turns back to the reporter and keeps talking.
I then...
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alisa:
~snaps to attention~ YES SIR!!!
when the big date of arrival? and i love absolutely love caramello's with a big huge glass of milk. hmmmmm. but you can't have that either...damn. i'm glad that it's working for you...i couldn't do it; but back when i was 14 i was doing it for all the wrong reasons. so i'm not surprised that it didn't last but 2 years. bravo to you for sticking to your convictions. and good luck on the pizza hut dream.
xxx
when the big date of arrival? and i love absolutely love caramello's with a big huge glass of milk. hmmmmm. but you can't have that either...damn. i'm glad that it's working for you...i couldn't do it; but back when i was 14 i was doing it for all the wrong reasons. so i'm not surprised that it didn't last but 2 years. bravo to you for sticking to your convictions. and good luck on the pizza hut dream.
xxx
eeeoooeeeoooeee:
Stick a dick in Real Foods Daily. Native Foods, you know it.
I dream about eating non-vegan stuff fairly often. It's weird.
I also had a dream I was smoking a cigarette, but then I found out that Dave Anderson had packed it with his own feces.
I dream about eating non-vegan stuff fairly often. It's weird.
I also had a dream I was smoking a cigarette, but then I found out that Dave Anderson had packed it with his own feces.
It was the A-Team theme song nerds.
lastnight I cut and dyed my hair made and made a HUGE fucking mess for the room cleaners. If anyone ever has the bright idea of trying to open a can of tomato soup by prying it open with a ink pen and a DVD remote control, dont. they tend to explode (both the pen and can of...
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lastnight I cut and dyed my hair made and made a HUGE fucking mess for the room cleaners. If anyone ever has the bright idea of trying to open a can of tomato soup by prying it open with a ink pen and a DVD remote control, dont. they tend to explode (both the pen and can of...
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mitsou:
i'm still addicted to friendster, and it will, in fact, conquer you at some point. however, it is far too big now. it blows. i hate it. i can't escape it. but you shouldn't waste your energy trying either.....
alisa:
slower than corky from facts of life
: you slay me...
and damn i knew i was wrong right after i posted it. i so should have gotten that!!! since mr.T is my uncle and all
xxx
: you slay me...
and damn i knew i was wrong right after i posted it. i so should have gotten that!!! since mr.T is my uncle and all
xxx
In 4 4 timing
DA DA DAT DAA, DUN DUN DAA, DA DUT DAT DAA, DAA DA DUT DA DA.
name it and you get a cookie.
DA DA DAT DAA, DUN DUN DAA, DA DUT DAT DAA, DAA DA DUT DA DA.
name it and you get a cookie.
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quinne:
bag pipes?
do i win?
do i win?
hellkitten:
MC Hammer - Can't Touch This!!!?
I got it right? Right?!
I got it right? Right?!
I usally sit here and stare at this for a while, I type and erase and type and erase. Then realize really not much has changed. then my mind drifts off and I think about stuff like; how much would it cost to make a catapult? and would I need a permit? ...
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atmospherik1:
Have you eva seen the pumpkin distance contest on the telly before. I think I saw it on the travel channel a while back. Those are some major catapults. Who would a thunk that pumpkin chucking would become an annual event.
Anyways I just got an email about some Underworld mod for Half Life though I don't have Half Life. Do you know when the final UNDERWORLD game is supposed to hit shelves. I'm looking forward to the movie and game as well.
Anyways I just got an email about some Underworld mod for Half Life though I don't have Half Life. Do you know when the final UNDERWORLD game is supposed to hit shelves. I'm looking forward to the movie and game as well.
katie:
you with a toothbrush tho.... that's just amazing....
Oh man. there goes another 800 dollars on seats for the race car, w00sh just like water. All requests from girls to make it ride extra extra bumby and viberatey are being seriously considerd
Absofuckinglotly nothing new. Wierd.
pics will hopefuly be uploaded by tuesday, hold your breath.
Absofuckinglotly nothing new. Wierd.
pics will hopefuly be uploaded by tuesday, hold your breath.
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katie:
don't worry your pretty lil head, if i move it's not for a looong time. i still have my time to put in here.
ps, look at your madradfag shit
i rule
ps, look at your madradfag shit
i rule
katie:
rings, eh?
*braces self*
ps, i MUST get Sonata Artica to you, oh finnish power metal, i heart you.
you may haave gave me falconer, but WHO gave you MUSE? thats right nigguh.
and WHO gave you aids? that purple shirt, fo sho.
where is that slimey bastard anyway? hope you didn't bring him with. i'll rip his eyes out with my teeth, (eyes = buttons)
meow
10-4 fuckface
*braces self*
ps, i MUST get Sonata Artica to you, oh finnish power metal, i heart you.
you may haave gave me falconer, but WHO gave you MUSE? thats right nigguh.
and WHO gave you aids? that purple shirt, fo sho.
where is that slimey bastard anyway? hope you didn't bring him with. i'll rip his eyes out with my teeth, (eyes = buttons)
meow
10-4 fuckface
I was thinking, honestly, being a warewolf would kinda rule. for reals.
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atmospherik1:
I got a little story for you in relation to your name. Whenever I see your name it makes me think back to this. I'd say when I was about 16 or so, me and my friends picked up a whole bunch of capguns and caps. Like Jackasses! We thought it would be a good idea going around firing them at people out of cars. Ohhh man. LoL. People would shit their pants when we fired on them. The only time we ran in to trouble was at the Irvine Spectrum. We got chased out by Security. Another time ( I did not go in) 2 of my friends jumped out of the van and into Carls Jr. As soon as they opened the doors they blew of like 6 caps each and booked it back out. Luckily we never got caught. Fun times but scary as well.
fenris23:
its "Gadsby" by Ernest Vincent Wright
heh heh...